What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How are you spending your best time?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Scientists point to one particular sleep stage as being most important for preventing dementia - Earth.com

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

How did you become popular in school?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

Are there girls here who like group sex?